contemporary art 

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do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.

I’d break the button after hitting it so hard

A child tells you to buy the world and set it on fire because his parents died in a fire and now he regrets living. Downside confirmed.

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  • ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
  • *door creeks*
  • ghost hunters: oh so your name is william


doing some homework

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society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak

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i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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