I probably already do though

This is the weirdest anon I’ve ever been sent, next to “what vicinity do you lurk”

averagefairy:

why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

(via stability)

Send me anons pls sociology sucks and professor is annoying help

kells134:
you are still here, you are still happy, you are still smiling and laughing you are still the only thing and everything I need in my life I will never figure out, I can hear your dog whistle from my bedroom, I can see a flashlight cutting up the trees behind my house,I will read the flashing like a morse code explanation that will mean nothing but take all night to figure out, when I am sad, I am sad but when I'm happy, oh god I am happy there's just no place inbetween for us to meet.

Yasss

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via fake-mermaid)

nintendontdodrugs:

mystiquemonique:

Fave snap fo life

Which ones the prayer circle and which ones the rap battle

(via radatouille)

(Source: onefineflip, via fake-mermaid)

high-rollin:

brichibi:

untitled-titles:

i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.

OMFG

(via fake-mermaid)