I probably already do though

This is the weirdest anon I’ve ever been sent, next to “what vicinity do you lurk”


why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

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Send me anons pls sociology sucks and professor is annoying help

you are still here, you are still happy, you are still smiling and laughing you are still the only thing and everything I need in my life I will never figure out, I can hear your dog whistle from my bedroom, I can see a flashlight cutting up the trees behind my house,I will read the flashing like a morse code explanation that will mean nothing but take all night to figure out, when I am sad, I am sad but when I'm happy, oh god I am happy there's just no place inbetween for us to meet.



who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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Fave snap fo life

Which ones the prayer circle and which ones the rap battle

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(Source: onefineflip, via fake-mermaid)




i want to cry

He tried so hard.  And got so far.  But in the end.  It doesn’t even matter.


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